Ganon FIRREEE

Shit, shit shit shit SSHHIITT!!!
I dropped my toast
And jam went everywhere!

WHATS AN EVIL VILLIAN MENT TO DO WITHOUT HIS TOAST?

... Can i have a hug?

((OOC: Meh. Since the RP i set up seems to have died rather quickly for now we can say Ganon is homeless. I dunno where i could RP him as a shitty villian i really don't... If you know of anywhere, tell me please. DX))

Well now. What do we have here? A human veiwer? Well.
I am Ganondorf, soon to be ruler of the Super Smash Bro's universe!
This is my diary to keep track of all my evil plans.
Why?
Because it's what all the cool villians are doing.

Now if you don't mind, i'm going to make some tea, and laugh evily as i think of plots!